GX59 ACJTristram Snatchworth the 3rd2015-11-24 06:14:30
Even after I tripped and fell into his car and my man hood got stuck in his open drivers window ( snapping my banjo ) he helped me into his can and held me tight all the way to the local hospital, What a guy.
When I saw this man, he was wearing a grey and white striped t-shirt and listening to very loud drum and bass. I really hate drum and bass and didn't much enjoy his dress sense.
A simple frown made him realise this and he immediately took off his clothing and put on BBC Radio 4.
Drives like an absolute imbecile! Goes around like he's in a Red Ferrari not a Red Fiesta, looks car looks like one of those dodgey Addidas tracksuits... Calm down!
After the sad death of my father, I was looking for a man to cuddle at night and along came my knight in a shining Proton.
Sadly, I could not stay in the UK for long, but my time with him will always be remembered.